Taking Dick Into Account – Jade Greene

When we pull up on Jade today the magic word was podcast. I told her we had one, and she came right over to see what we were about. I said we interview people and ask them to do crazy things. She said as an accountant she loves money, so she was down. I offered her five hundred to see her tits, and she told us she was not that kind of girl. Then I offered the five hundred for her panties. To which she said she wasn’t wearing any. My response to that was I would give her two grand to prove she wasn’t. That got her on the bus real quick…