Satine Summers and Porn Dude Do It Themselves

There’s nothing more satisfying than feeling your hard work culminate into something even bigger, whether that’s a mind-blowing orgasm or a sweet set of new cabinets for your kitchen. I’ve actually been known to dabble in DIY in my downtime, which is how I ended up meeting Satine Summers. “Hey, you’re kind of perfect for something if you’re free,” she said. “I just need somebody to help me put together a table at my house.” Apparently the nuts were too slippery and the bolts too hard for Satine, but I was able to get it pieced together in no time. “This is awesome,” she said, “but I did have a question. What’s with the toolbelt? You don’t have any tools in it.”